Grade: C-
The year was 2006 and a movie was released about a maniac killing sorority sisters. It was called Black Christmas and it was really lame. Now less than 3 years later Sorority Row was released with essentially the same plot and same lame scare tactics.
INow I will say Sorority Row was much better than Black Christmas. The added mystery of who the killer was made it worth watching until the end. I can't say the same for Black Christmas. I generally like horror movies with at least some degree of mystery as to who the is the killer. Jason coming back for the 90th time to kill people is just boring since we know who is doing the killing and that everyone will end up dead in the film except the main heroine and her boyfriend if he is lucky enough not to have gotten lucky with her.
However, Sorority Row tries to use the tired horror film cliche of the prank gone wrong that results in a wrongful death (or is this person actually dead). We have seen this formula thousands of times in horror movies including the movie Valentine and it has become so mundane by now that it is just a effortless way to set up a horror movie plot.
Sorority Row featured some mediocre acting performances especially by the two female leads, Cassidy, played by Briana Evigan, and Jessica, played by Leah Pipes.
Another flaw with Sorority Row is the ending. It is difficult to explain why the ending sucks without revealing it, but the entire ending did not make logical sense. The murderer's motive was illogical and it feels like the film went too hard for a surprise ending then a logical one.
The casting for this film was interesting. Carrie Fisher, famous for playing Princess Leia in the first three Star wars movies, has slipped from the ranks of the summer blockbuster to the low budget horror movie. A meteoric plummet that is really sad to see. Fisher plays the sorority house mom, Mrs. Crenshaw.
It is also interesting to see people I watched on the Disney channel as a kid in horror movies now. Margo Harshman, who played one of Shia Lebouf's friends on Even Stevens, plays Chugs, the promiscuous alcoholic sister. Another horror movie with former Disney Channel stars is the horrible See No Evil.
Overall this movie
C- because it is the definition of an average horror movie. It features a generic plot, some inventive death scenes, an unsympathetic character who everyone hates but hangs out with for some reason ( Jessica in Sorority Row), a stupid final scene that is supposed to leave room for a sequel that nobody wants to see. The final scene in Sorority Row fits this last cliche perfectly and like every other horror movie that final scene that sets up the sequel defies all common sense and logic.
However, this C- is judging Sorority Row by horror movie standards. I find it impossible to judge movies by comparing them to movies in other genres. For example when comparing comedy movies to action films I find impossible to decide which one is better because the audience does not go to those movies for the same reason.